==>Be the "flighty broad"

gauntauxiliatrix:

That is excellent news. I suppose you’ve been well? I’m not sure what point your timeline is at, I’ve been in a dream bubble for some time. Alone now, I’m not sure where Dave ventured off to.

Actually Ive Long Since Been Away From The Game

I Live In England Now On A Newly Minted Earth

Its Kind Of A Bother Though Because Theres No One From My Timeline Here

For me this is temporary relocation. I’m actually in Texas, not to far from dave, however as of recently, my problems with the horrorterrors have become…

Overwhelming.

gauntauxiliatrix:

lezbhonest:

thelesbianguide:

holytittiesandcrackers:

princecharming-x:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

^ re-blogged jut for the comment. lmao

best caption for sure.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it. (I’ve always wanted to work for some sort of Animal Planet/Discover Channel sort of thing… I think I’ve finally found my angle.) - Lezzy Lovegood

all of this

This Is How I Spend My Weekends

gauntauxiliatrix:

lezbhonest:

thelesbianguide:

holytittiesandcrackers:

princecharming-x:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

^ re-blogged jut for the comment. lmao

best caption for sure.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it. (I’ve always wanted to work for some sort of Animal Planet/Discover Channel sort of thing… I think I’ve finally found my angle.) - Lezzy Lovegood

all of this

This Is How I Spend My Weekends

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kodori:

  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 
  • polyamory isnt cheating 

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A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)

Classmate #1:

Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.

Classmate #2:

I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.

Me:

Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.

Classmates:

....

Me:

And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.

Classmate #2:

What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?

Classmate #1:

Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.

Me:

Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.

Classmate #1:

Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.

Me:

What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?

Classmate #1:

Yeah...

Me:

Does he love animals, too?

Classmate #1:

He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.

Me:

Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.

Classmate #1:

....

Me:

Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.

Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you see the spelling mistake in this post.

bemyherotonight:

If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you

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absylphe:

tentacletherapistt:

I can attempt not to, though I will be putting this in my personal journal for reference.

Dually Noted

I Hope I Do Not Become A Recurring Character In Your Personal Journal

Perhaps you already are.

Try to guess my mun's age, gender, and sexuality~

threptictigerism:

(( This is kind of stupid but I’m genuinely curious here.

This should all be blatantly obvious if you’ve followed me for long enough but WHO KNOWS ))

((Guess I’ll have a go too))

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